Elizabeth May Infiltrates Liberal Fortress

The Liberal Team with a mystery member.

Justin Trudeau’s security team is at a loss to understand how Green Party leader Elizabeth May was able to join the Liberal team in a political quiz game “The Great Canadian Brain Team”. Trudeau’s security officer Russ Slipton was unable to explain how a non-Liberal managed to jump the stage and join Trudeau and his team without security being alerted.
“I was only on my second donut and coffee so she must have timed it quite well. Those extreme Lefties will do that to you. They probably planned this sting operation for weeks,” explained Shipton. “Rest assured that if she pulls this again, we will be ready with the cuffs and tasers.”
Trudeau was cordial and chalked up the unexpected visit to a mix-up. “I am happy to have people jump aboard our bandwagon but would prefer they join the Liberal Party first.” When asked whether they discussed anything of significance, Trudeau responded, “She was very chatty and pleasant. We talked about my father and she mentioned something about being owed a seat in the Senate.” Trudeau then shrugged to signify he had no clue about what that meant.
Slipton summarized the whole experience. “Looking at that photo, yeah, we really screwed that up. All you had to do was notice the one person not in Liberal red. A quick round of singing Sesame Street’s “One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other” would have helped our cause immensely.”