Vito Cazzolungo, star of "Expresso With Vito" was given a warning today in a Toronto public park today for parading around in an unsecured bathrobe. Mr. Cazzolungo was in the middle of a very angry political rant, when he experienced a wardrobe malfunction that left the public seeing a little too much.
Police constable Alan Minkey was on patrol nearby when he noticed something amiss and moved in to issue the warning.
As the alleged perpetrator received his ticketed warning, he began screaming that Prime Minister Steven Harper was out to get him for filming his anti-government rants. A spokesman for the Harper government who did not wish to be named commented, "We don't know who he is but we have several penitentiaries built where he can feel comfortable to wear his robe wherever he wishes. The frontal opening of the robe will not be a problem."
Cazzolungo's major sponsor "Bed, Bath & Linen" have gone on record to say they will now cease to represent him in light of this incident. Mel Lastman of Bad Boy (Cazzolungo's other sponsor) has refused to comment at this time.
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